Opulence, I Has It!

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

When I think of Watermelon I normally think of eating a slice on a hot summers day. Well this guy thinks of something totally difference. He sees art.This is the kind of dude you want to do your tattoo.

Picture the scene. A traffic cop stops a car - "Do you know how fast you were going?"- "Do you know how many wolves were chasing me?" - A freaked-out Russian cop then jumps into the car to avoid sh#t loads of wolves - WTF!?!

This is incredible. Andrew Walker has got a bit of a hop in his step doesn't he? And he enjoys sitting on peoples shoulders.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.

Whether he's playing smuggler and reckless mercenary Han Solo or professor of archeology one thing's for sure: he knows how to scream. It's not every day you meet hordes of stormtroopers!

This is a pretty messed up crash, lucky no one was hurt and the thing didn't explode. But what's more hilarious is one of the comment from one of the rescuers, "Don't worry about that Richard, ring the news room!" Priorities.

Time for some well deserved payback of the furry kind! That's for all the people that you photobombed, Squirrel! Give our regards to your cousin Rocky while you're up there.

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!