Old Lady Juggles At Concert

Trust old people to embarrass not just themselves but you as well - "No, grandma, that doesn't make you a Juggalo. Now would you go home?"

Good old Bill, completely destroying science with his dumb arguments. Works of scholarly genius like "How did the moon get there?". Gee, I dunno Bill, maybe it accreted from the debris after a collision with another celestial body.

Stovies, in case you didn’t know you uncouth heathen scum, are a Scottish delicacy containing the rarefied ingredients of potato, onion, & left over meat, stewed in beef dripping and then eaten.

Total genius. A landlord in Florida installed some secret cameras in this house to spy on the hot Bulgarian beauties who had just moved in. Admit it. You'd want to see what they do in the bathroom too?

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

I'd like to stoke her fire, oh yes, because she may be ember by name, but she's anything but by nature. She has a of body you could dine on for months!

Jimmy Kimmel imitates Lebron James and drains a 3/4 court underhand shot.

From the developers of everything Elder Scrolls comes a game so immersive you'll forget to eat, sleep, or make any friends at all. You'll spend countless hours trapped in a far off land.

You could kick a polar bear in the nuts but it pales into insignificance when compared with jumping out of a helicopter up then flying within 10ft of a jagged mountain-face daring death to come and get you!

The American population is getting lazier and lazier.. LOL