Washing Machine Self-Destructs

Well, maybe thats not totally true, it might not have done that just by itself. It did kinda have a little help from a dude with a HUGE brick - WTF!?!

That last move makes it look like she doesn't have bones in her body.. OUCH

Whatever it is you're expecting to see chasing this screaming girly-man, it's not what is actually chasing him. I promise. Oh, and before you ask; No, you can never get these 18 seconds back. Suck it up.

You can’t turn on the TV, go to the cinema, pick up a book or comic these days without coming across the decaying undead. Because zombies, in culture, are everywhere, but why? Why do we love them so?

You can imagine our surprise that something as smart as leapfrogging a trash can could go wrong. Dude, you might as well deposit your junk in the trashcan now. It's useless.

So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet.

The new innovation in getting fit & shaping up hits the gym, ok, it does look like you are indulging in a power-fap & maybe it is best not to do it around other guys, but hey, it's all in a good cause, right!?

After brief stints in craft services on Flava of Love and Rock of Love, this was the next logical career move for him.

If you're the type to get excited about pretty pixels then you'd better reach for the cushion of modesty as the latest Crysis game engine is just visible on the horizon. It's all leafy and lush.

Those lightsaber wielding, Force commanding kittens are back, this time flying their X-Wing Fighters round the halls of residence as they do battle to see which side will come out victorious, the Rebel Alliance or the Sith Lords?

No wonder he was in such a hurry to make it through the turnstile. His trip started a little earlier than he'd expected.