Kid Jumps Off One Roof Through Another

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Sometimes you hit the table, and sometimes the table hits you - HARD! Based on his lack of acrobatic skills, this must be the adopted brother.

Raaaawwwk! The sweetest nanny in the whole wide world goes full on metal. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a rocking tune, but there’s alway room to add some screaming vocals and frantic drumming.

Sometimes it's best to leave this for the track - Two guys challenge each other to a street race and end up colliding with oncoming traffic. Guess it's time for some Driver's Ed!

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

A news crew happens to catch a trolley ramming into the back of a horse-drawn carriage during a news story. No one was seriously injured.

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

For every situation you've been in you get 10 points. Total your score = 10-20 not bad, 30-40 gettin your freak on, 50-60 OH MY GOD YOU HAD A GAY THREESOME ! Oh noes. LOL

Probably the coolest way anyone has ever been spanked in the face with a dodgeball. This kid barely does anything all game then busts out this little beauty. Kudos pal, kudos.

In a world where everything is backwards, two forward-moving people find love. -Weird

Some things make you mind boggle! When you see yourself looking this wide, it's got to make you want to get back in the gym-- even if you're Santa Claus.