Jet Ski Loading Goes Bad

Double Whammy! Dad's a goner, and the rental rates increase if you return the jet ski to the company's Watery Grave location - Sometimes it's just not your day, so don't fight it :(

This kid accidentally dunked himself through a basketball hoop during a Phoenix Suns halftime show. Looks like all that work preserving his girlish figure paid off!

Sometimes you take what you can get after a late night of carousing, but that dog is going to have a hard time explaining this to his buddies at the kennel club.

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.

Despite being a hugely engrossing virtual world there are some jarringly unrealistic aspects to the world of Skyrim. The fact that this sort of thing is commonplace is one of them. Still a great game though.

These are great, they're like a holographic plasticine Itchy & Scratchy, I want them! I could invite my friends round to my place, we could get drunk and place bets on who's going to win!

I can't tell whether her arm broke or if it was just dislocated but I do know that arms aren't suppose to bend that way. I guess those are the 'breaks'? Why is that guy in the background laughing?

Some overzealous fan has discovered that Ryan Gosling doesn't like breakfast cereal and has edited all of his movies with him shunning it together. Some fans really are crazy.

Parking in Russia is very different than it is in the rest of the world. If this video is anything to go by, it involves a lot more rubbing up against other cars and a lot less actual parking.

If cats and dogs were people which one do you think you would rather hang out with? The dog who is overly effusive or the cat who secretly hates you and vomits on your kitchen floor intentionally?

The meme of the year (wouldn't you say?) gets a festive makeover and gets sung by a school choir in Superman and Hilary Clinton masks. Bless 'em, bless 'em all with the healing love of Christ and the holy voice of Trololo man!