Monkey Poops On Monkey's Face

Sometimes EXTREME measures need to be taken - In the animal kingdom, a swirlie just isn't enough to get the message across. I think he got the attention he was looking for - OMG!

I’s adverts like this that can convince me to buy absolutely anything. They could be selling garbage bags dusted with dried pig shit and I’d be down the store ordering twenty of them before you could say the word gullible.

Not known for it's liberal stance, fox news takes a moment to embrace it's true feelings about homosexuality. They take it a little too far though as two men hold hands while getting wet and slippy at a potters wheel.

After the Grammys, Serene Branson just can't seem to get her mouth to work right. Apparently, she got a glimpse of Justin Bieber and went all tongue-tied. It kinda looks as if she has had some kind of a stroke?

Trying to show off in your car while there's ice on the road. Not the best idea you've ever had. Not only did you narrowly miss that pedestrian but you wrote off your car too. You total, total dick.

And here we all were thinking she was just the fictitious wife of a seminal character from early arcade gaming history. But no, it seems she's real and hanging out in someone's kitchen. Praise be. (now kill her with fire)

Caught on film here is a peeping tom and pussy. Yeah, those two things are like the voyeur equivalent of finding a pot of fried gold in your bucket of chicken. But all is not what it seems…

It's the little things in life that make you f*%king lose it. Many things can cause it but one of the main culprits is the movie The Village. With it's obvious twist, weak story line and acting it's a definite no no for viewing.

The sound engineer is the alchemist of the music industry, transforming base singing into pop gold. If you actually heard most singers in the recording studio, you’d be surprised at how many cats they drown.

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.

Bullets being fired at metal sheets as captured by video cameras running at 1 million frames per second. There are no sound effects in the video but feel free to make your own. BANG BANG, PEW PEW PEW!