Easter Earthquake Surprise

A home video of an Easter celebration catches the 7.2 magnitude earthquake from Baja California that shook homes across the southwest last Sunday. Absolutely perfect timing and, thankfully, no one was hurt!

We're talking about what the Earth would look like if Xzibit just went to town on it. First step would be adding rings, next step would be putting plasma screens onto everything that stood still long enough. Pimp.

What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!

Global warming. It's getting the polar bears first and the idiots next. Something tells me it'll be a long while before dumb-asses ever get extinct!

These ants work together in a bizarre way to drag a centipede across the ground, stringing themselves together so they can pull their hoard along and take it back to the nest. Just don't fall asleep near them.

Toast might not sound like something you'd need a video totorial to help you to cook, but this is no ordinary round of toast. It's jammy toast, then taco toast, then English toast, then fake nutella toast. Serious business.

Teasing dogs is a lot easier than teasing cats. For one thing, dogs are a lot more gullable and for another, they don't hold a grudge. If he had tricked this cat there's no way it wouldn't have sought retribution...

Too soon? Probably. Still funny? Definitely. Proceeds from the track’s sale go to charity though, so at least there’s that. When MC Chris posted about bath salts on Facebook a full spoof track was an inevitability.

It's a pretty big thing to shave you head bald, especially when you're a cheerleader, so credit to them. It's for a good cause too, but does anyone really wanna see a slaphead waving pom-poms? I bet they got fired afterwards...

This little guy is the reason burglars are named after cats. He has been successfully sneaking into peoples houses opening doors for years. It's just a matter of time before they take over the planet!

No matter how much your job sucks there's always someone out there who's got it worse than you. Take this guy for instance. He has to massage bikini models all day AND they expect him to come in and work weekends too! Poor guy.