WOW! A 100 MPH Zip Line

All you need is a missile suit and a mile of steel cable, and you too can be best friends with gravity.

I knew that G.I. Joe were an elite military unit who combat a nefarious group of dangerous criminals known as Cobra - but I didn't know they could skate.

Yes, that mischevious mutt is back to his old tricks again, completely ingnoring the exasperated cries of his master and doing whatever the hell he feels like, which in this case is interrupting a fishing show.

Laughing at fat chicks is the very reason I drag my sorry ass out from under the covers each morning. So you can only imagine my joy at seeing a fat chick faceplanting when trying to jump through a gymnastic hoop.

Robocop, the classic, is getting remade and re-released next month, but remember the original that predicted a future in which the justice system was run by corporations and Detroit was nearing collapse? Here it is spliced into a dance track.

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.

An eager boat captain comes into a beach landing a little too hot, tearing up his boat and tossing him headlong into the sand.

All it takes is a little dramatic music and a slinky tumbling perpetually down an inclined treadmill becomes an epic struggle of the plucky gravity obeying piece of coiled metal. YOU GO, SLINKY! WOO!

The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.

If you've never seen a man crafting a tiny little horsey out of molten glass but always wanted to, YO. No need to thank me, no need to send me all your cash. Naked pictures couldn't hurt though, eh? Thx.

Just when you thought you'd seen everything this turns up. Two girls wear their pants on the outside and try to be alluring while an obese infant in a diaper rocks rhythmically while struggling for breath. WTF!?