A Trick to Make Your Kids Hate You

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

Improv Everywhere stage a pirate invasion on the Central Park Lake, converting a rowboat rental into a pirate ship. Actors dressed as pirates from the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction set sail on the lake.

After this impressive display of finesse and athleticism, she should have her pick of the groomsmen for sure.

A video produced by the Canadian Paralympic Committee. Not sure what they're trying to say here but I can't believe he ran past all of that without stopping to see if anybody needed any help.

I know what you all are thinking, is that a typo or am i actually about to endure three and a half minutes of a cute chick stuffing her other oral cavity - Now there's the rub! Either way i think you will all be pleasantly surprised!

Time for an overdose of adorbz! If you're not imagining a miniature scale hotel full kittens padding around, talking to each other then we're on totally different wavelengths my friend.

After we take too long to flip your car over, we can patch up that window we broke for a small additional fee, it's all part of the service!

If you are gonna slam, make it the face, whats the point of doing anything half-cocked - Make it HURT! - Poor old guy's not paying attention..That HAD to hurt - LOL!!!

If you need a hairy man to dance, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Matin Nahvi. Oh, and apparently it'll only cost five bucks as well so it's handy if you're on a budget.

I thought this little fella would at least get close but the poor guy has absolutely no skills.

I'm sure (like me) you've sat at your computer eating pizza and felt a sudden rush of envy every time you see some dues who is sporting a very cool sixpack and cried into your Coke. Well, turns out we ALL have a pack under our fat!