The Hobbit Trailer

Time for the nerdlings of the world to cream in their replica Hobbit-pants, the wait is nearly over for The Lord Of The Rings prequel and it has Ian McKellen's Gandalf and all the beauty of New Zealand and you'll eventually be able to watch it and then the entire 8 hour trilogy in a kind of high fantasy epic orgy.

Dental Plan

A great way to get people to go to the dentist

But I think a movie adaptation of this one would be quite boring

Twilight: For Guys!! (Director's Cut)

In an alternate universe where most guys would probably give their right nut to live, there exists this Twilight film which is two and half hours of girls making out with each other to save themselves from a certain death.

81yr old Totally Owns at the Gym

If you thought that you were a bit of a hardass down the gym, then this 81 year old Ukrainian will put you to shame as he busts out a human flag, superman push ups and lots more.

Russell Peters brings racial comedy to China

Jokes aren't jokes these days unless you insult someone's culture

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On The Ropes: Shooting for the Semen Distance World Record

Man shoots for semen distance world record; disqualified after using Ropex

Alien vs Predator Requiem

Time for lots more slice & dice full-on hard-gore alien action !

The Allergy - WTF!?!

Now this is some allergy, when cigarette smoke transforms you into some freak who likes kissing jellyfish, then you know that either she's been taking some serious acid, or the world is more twisted than you were lead to believe.